Episode Forty-six: The briefest holiday romance ever.

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View of the hedgerows

Saltspring was lovely. There were fields with hedgerows that had the nostalgic charm of the English countryside. There were trails where Max could go for a run with Bobo and Sally, and he proved remarkably gentlemanly realizing that his new friends were elderly ladies and not up to roaring about the way he liked to. There was also a bay where the dogs could swim. There was a pub where the girls could sit in the garden with Max while we adults went onto the deck for drinks. There was a lovely coffee shop in Ganges that we could walk to for our morning caffeine fix. And wherever we went, it was pretty and picturesque.

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Lovely bays where Max could swim.

Josie was still in Vancouver, so Dennis was our host for the first part of the holiday. He seemed to quite enjoy having us there, particularly as we were cooking full English breakfasts which we would share. Dennis would help himself to bacon with a big grin and a warning ‘not to tell Josie’. Dennis was a helpful guide, filling us in on what there was to see around the town and cheerfully driving us to various locations if there was something we needed. Max liked his new host, especially as he came complete with dogs, so everyone was happy.

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Ganges

One day, though, Max was not a happy dog. We had walked the girls to the video store, then headed round to the bakery.  Outside the store, a pickup truck was parked, and in the back was a twin Max. When we walked over for a closer look, the owner informed us it was a female Samoyed cross, and on closer inspection we could see it was smaller and fluffier than our sturdy mutt. But for poor Max, it was love at first sight.  The Samoyed hung over the gate while Max stood up on his hind legs. The Samoyed showered him with kisses, whereupon Max went down into bow position and made growly come-and-play noises.  He just couldn’t understand that she wasn’t allowed to jump down and become part of his entourage, and he was terribly sad when we had to leave.   Poor fellow, he sulked for the rest of the afternoon.

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Charming country churches.
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One with a lychgate.

Between the dog walks, coffee stops and fishing excursions, the latter, of course, for Hugh, we spent quite a bit of time exploring the island. A drive up to the appropriately named Mount Maxwell took us to a magnificent viewpoint where we could see out over the island. One day, we drove around to Fulford where we passed two pretty country churches and an equally pretty inn.  Afterwards, we went out to Ruckle Park and walked along the coast and through the sheep farms.  This, however, proved problematic. Max was leaping with excitement at all the animal smells and we had to keep him leashed the entire time.  Our wannabe sheep dog didn’t understand that the goal of herding sheep wasn’t to end up with mutton. This was one occasion where Max’s wolf genes surged to the fore.

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Hiking on Galiano….
With Katie, Caroline and Max in the Gulf Islands
…with the whole gang in tow.

Another day of exploring resulted in a boat trip to Montague Harbour on Galiano.  We moored at the marine park and walked all the way around the point. Here Max did have a nice run, and even managed to behave among all the sightseers and hikers. He swam off the rocks and thoroughly enjoyed himself. Then he hopped back in the Optimist, and nose to the wind, voyaged back to base with a big smile of contentment on his wolf-like mask.

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Time for a trail ride.

He was less impressed, though, on the day we went for a trail ride. Max had finally figured out that horses were bigger than he was, and he sulked and growled in the car while Hugh dropped me and the girls at the ranch. The girls were thrilled to find we were to ride a horse family that spanned three generations, but Max was quite relieved to find that his master shared his wary attitude toward horses and did not intend to stay. So Max spent his afternoon, tagging along while Hugh did errands. Of course, he was probably hoping to meet his pretty Samoyed again, but sadly, she never reappeared. So much for Dog’s Life, Deluxe. This was the Dog’s Life in the conventional sense. But then, the wily old fellow had Brandy at home, so what could he expect from a holiday romance.

 

 

Episode Forty-five: Dog’s life deluxe – Island style.

Max was happy to have an interlude at home.  He was particularly glad to see Edna and be reunited with Brandy, although both dogs seemed a little shy at first. Max wagged his tail rather tentatively, probably remembering how standoffish Brandy had been when he had gone away the previous year. For most of the walk, they trotted along, parallel and harmonious, if not interactive. However, on the way back, Max challenged Brandy to a frolic, and after a moment’s hesitation, she started to play with him.

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Happy to see Brandy againl

The interlude at home was supposed to be brief, as we were intending to leave again to visit our friends, Josie and Dennis, on Saltspring Island. However, our best laid plans promptly ‘Gang aft agley’ since I came down with a bad infection and Max trod on something and developed an inflamed foot. Poor Hugh had to get up and make his own tea on his birthday, since I was laid up in bed. However, the girls came to the rescue, brought him his presents and made him breakfast.

Chris O'Connor and Isabel Mendenhall in Shadow of Murder - Photo by Doug Goodwin
Chris O’Connor and Isabel Mendenhall in Shadow of Murder – Photo by Doug Goodwin

I was completely out of it for the rest of the day.  I dozed and dreamed. I couldn’t focus on reading.  I couldn’t do the crossword.  Drugs and the fever completely froze my brain. Still, to quote another common saying: It’s an ill wind that blows no-one any good. In my befuddled state, I let my eyes wander to the classified ads where I saw a heading:  Mary Poppins, Where are you?  It was an ad for a nanny, but it gave me the beginnings of an idea for a story. I thought of possible sinister connotations and filed the item away in my notes, after which I gave up and let the fever run its course.  Years later, I came across the note again, and ultimately, the idea became a story of that name in my book, The Beacon. Later still, I rewrote it as a play titled Shadow of Murder which was produced in 2011

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On the Optimist

As Max and I struggled along, both on antibiotics, Hugh decided we had recovered sufficiently that we could embark on the next trip. This involved Hugh cruising across to Saltspring in the Optimist, while Caroline, Katie, Max and I brought the motorhome and came over by ferry. This was not the greatest plan, as once I had driven Hugh to Ioco and seen him off, I was left to cope with the chaos of packing and getting the girls organized. Since I was still sick, Max was still sore and cranky, and Katie promptly came down with a fever too (all of which was complicated by a mass of phone calls and unexpected and unwanted visitors), by the evening I felt like jumping off a cliff.  Instead, optimistically, I set my watch for six and went to bed in the hope that sleep would make it all seem better.

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Ferry to the Island

The next morning was hectic. I leaped out of bed when the alarm went off, raced about loading the camper, putting out garbage, setting timers, rousing and feeding girls, and medicating Max. We managed to leave by seven-fifteen, stopping briefly at the Derby woods so Max could have a bit of a trot; then we headed for the ferry.  The traffic was dreadful getting out of New Westminster, and then, when we arrived at the ferry, an accident had occurred on board, and we had to sit in scorching heat for a solid hour due the accident that had ground everything to a halt mid-operation.  By this time the camper was so hot that I had to stay below with Max for the ferry trip to keep everything open and aired out.  The ferry sped and made up some time, but it was still almost a three-hour trip. Needless to say, I had a blazing headache when we got to Saltspring, poor Kate felt rotten too, and Max was glowering like the Big Bad Wolf.

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Their own ‘little house’.

But how the beauty of Saltspring and the prospect of rest worked its magic once we were there. We rolled into Dennis and Josie’s property and found Hugh waiting, along with Dennis and his two dogs. We sat in the shade of the garden and gradually the day improved. Max was hilarious when he saw that he was the guest of two older lady dogs. Bobo and Sally were very dictatorial with him and he was suitably abject in their presence. He bowed and scraped and longed for their approval. So much for the Alpha male with an attitude!

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Walking with Bobo and Sally.

Once we’d recovered, we cleaned out Dennis and Josie’s small trailer which they used as a guest house. Once done, the girls had their own ‘little house’, and by the end of the afternoon, it was sparkling and habitable. Kate even had her Dalmatian quilt and Mr. Edward tucked on her bed.  Definitely not a ‘pigloo’ and we cautioned them that it should stay that way. Then we all went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant on the water. A heavenly end to a hellish day, and we didn’t even have to worry about Max, because he had Bobo and Sally to keep him company.  Saltspring promised to be yet another ‘dog’s life deluxe’ for our lucky hound.

A Mysterious Disappearance

Our wonderful summer at Pender Harbour—a heady mix of writing, hiking, fishing, swimming and craft-market vending—was blighted when I lost my wedding and engagement rings, the two being fused together into an ornate arrangement that I had treasured for the thirty-seven years of our marriage. I had realized that the ring was loose on Friday while selling my mystery books at the craft market in Madeira Park. The arthritis in my hands was in remission and the ring had flown off when I was setting up for the event. Foolishly, I put it back on my finger instead of tucking it away safely. The day was busy. We made a good number of sales, after which I rushed about doing errands and buying groceries before returning to the Garden Bay side of the harbour.

Great vintage cars at the Garden Bay Show and Shine
Great vintage cars at the Garden Bay Show and Shine

Friday evening, we were tired. Saturday I was distracted by other issues and not feeling well, so it wasn’t until Sunday morning that I suddenly noticed the ring was not on my finger. We had just set up with the other vendors at the Garden Bay vintage car show when I looked at my hand and realized the ring was gone. Panic set in, because I had no idea whether I had lost it that morning, or whether it had slipped off my finger some time during the weekend. The last time I had a definite memory of the ring on my finger was at the market on Friday. The options were daunting: the cottage itself and a variety of outdoor locations on both sides of the harbour.

Not to mention this James Bond Aston Martin
Not to mention this James Bond Aston Martin

Hugh watched the table while I retraced my steps and went home to look for the ring. When I returned, unsuccessful, I found that the harbour grapevine was buzzing and many friendly residents and vendors were determined to help. Those who weren’t manning tables walked the paths, searching for the ring, but to no avail.  By the end of the day, the ring had not been found and in spite of a successful event, I was feeling depressed. It would have taken a lot of book sales to bring in the replacement cost of my ring. What was even more depressing, the special rider on our insurance policy was no longer active, since a couple of the smaller diamond’s were chipped and the insurer had refused to cover the ring until the repairs were done and a new appraisal carried out. Sadly, we packed up our goods and prepared to leave. However, before we went, Dale Pearson, the kindly angel card reader at the next table informed me that she had done a reading and a good outcome was guaranteed. I wasn’t convinced, but I felt warmed by her friendly concern.

Following the route of Minx the Manx
Following the route of Minx the Manx

The next morning, Hugh and I put on plastic gloves and went through the garbage and the compost bin. We checked the drains. We ferreted through the grassy route where I walk the cat. We searched every corner of the cottage. Nothing. Next we hiked our way around the marine park, eyes glued to the ground the entire way. Again, nothing. On our way back, we stopped at the pub to leave my number with the manager in case the ring was turned in there. We did the same at the store by the lagoon. The next measure was to place an ad in the local paper, and then drive to the other side of the harbour to check with the merchants there. Ever optimistic, Hugh called our insurance agent to see if there might be some coverage, but he was told that our policy has no clause that covers A Mysterious Disappearance. At that point, we had to laugh. The official phrase covered the situation perfectly. I simply had no idea where I had lost the ring.

The Madeira Park side of the harbour.
The Madeira Park side of the harbour.

We set off for Madeira Park, and once there, our first stop was the hot-dog stand. The ring had not been turned in, but the owner took our number and cheerfully assured us that it would turn up because people were amazingly honest in the harbour. Next stop was the local IGA where I had done the grocery shopping. It’s a great store and we’ve always loved it, not only for its nice produce, deli and bakery, but also because the staff is incredibly friendly and the service is excellent. Any time I stop in an aisle and look as if I’m trying to find something, there is an assistant racing to my elbow and offering to help.

Great staff and shopping at the Madeira Park IGA
Great staff and shopping at the Madeira Park IGA

The moment we asked the girl on the lottery desk if a ring had been turned in, I knew we were in luck. She called for the manager, but the expression on her face said it all.  Sure enough, the manager turned up with a big smile—and my ring. Another staff member had found it only that morning, down at the bottom of the bin full of peppers! How mundane, especially for a mystery writer. No diamonds in the chandelier a la Agatha Christie or G.K. Chesterton; simply dropped in a bin of vegetables! But we didn’t care. We were elated. We wanted to thank the staff member in person, and did, with a big hug from me and an offer of a cash reward from Hugh. However, rewards were refused. They were all simply happy that they’d been able to return the ring. Light of heart, we drove back to Garden Bay, and when we stopped at the pub to say the ring was found, there was yet another local trying to help by walking the grounds with a metal detector!

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The Garden Bay side of the harbour.

So as I type this, I’m looking at my ring, and realizing that it has gained tremendously in value, because every time I look at it, I’ll be reminded of all the wonderful people who helped when we discovered our loss and were so elated for us when the ring was returned. I’ll also be reminded of Dale, the angel reader who predicted a happy outcome. Maybe there’s something in those cards after all! But whatever strange forces or spirits are out there, the one spirit that’s tangible and undeniable is the great community spirit in the harbour. There’s nothing mysterious about that and may it never disappear.

 

 

Episode Forty-four: A dog’s life – the deluxe version.

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The Fir Crest Resort on Lac la Hache

It was great to be back in the Cariboo. After the noise and confusion of the Okanagan campsites, we finally enjoyed a peaceful night where the only sound was the loon on the lake. The next morning, the temperature was lovely and cool. We rustled up a camp breakfast—scrambled eggs and Prem—although the youngsters were not impressed with the bacon substitute. We explained that this was what people ate during WWII, but it didn’t make them like it any better. After breakfast, we took Max to Treasure Island, and the rest of the day passed with walks, swimming and lazing by the campfire.

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The pedalos were a novelty.

The rest of the holiday was a lovely combination of hiking, swimming, games and boating.  There was a games room with pool and ping-pong tables, which the youngsters really enjoyed. There were also pedalos, which were an interesting novelty, and some of the other boaters introduced our crew to tubing.  Max was in clover too. There were two islands where he could run free, and fields where he could walk on his long line. Caroline and Andre became so proficient with our boat that they were able to take him for trips to the island by themselves. What a happy dog he was. No sooner would he be back on shore after a hike with me and Hugh than he was whistled back into the boat and taken for a ride with the kids.

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Max learned that bones don’t float like wood!

On one occasion, however, his trip to Treasure Island did not turn out well. On a previous walk, the treasure he’d unearthed had been a deer bone. He was so attached to this, that he’d carried it round the island and hidden it when it had been time to return to camp. Sure enough, the next time we went back to the island, he retrieved his bone from his secret cache and paraded round the island with it locked in his jaws. When we reached the rocks where he liked to swim, Hugh threw wood for him as usual, but he was so reluctant to part with his bone that he swam out with it in his mouth.  Then he let go of it to grab the wood, but of course, the bone sank to the bottom of the lake.  Poor Max was desolate. He spent the next five minutes swimming in circles with a tragic look on his face, trying to find his bone.  He finally wearied and came back to shore, but he was a most disconsolate dog for the rest of his walk.

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Leash and timeout back at camp.

Predictably, when Max was out of sorts, his behaviour deteriorated. The next time Caroline and Andre took him to the island, they came back and reported that he’d been bad.  He’d growled at two other people who were daring to walk on HIS island.  Then he’d run off to chase ducks and refused to come when he was called. Poor Caroline and Andre finally returned to the boat, dreading coming back to tell us that they’d lost the dog, but when they reached the cove where the boat was pulled up on the shingle, there was Max sitting in the stern, waiting for them to return and looking at them as if to say, “So what happened to you guys?” They were not impressed. Needless to say, it was leash and timeout when he returned to camp.

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Lots of lovely fields to explore.

Max continued to enjoy his holiday. He loved the long rambles across the fields. He stole logs from the campfire cache and spent hours shredding them. He found a deer skull on Treasure Island to replace the lost bone, and this one he managed not to lose. We took him exploring by the beaver dam at the end of the lake, which he though a great adventure, except when he fell into the reed-lined channel and had a hard time splashing his way out.

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Log Dog!

He enjoyed the fun when two young boys in a canoe cast us as natives with a wild animal in their imaginary adventure, and Hugh obliged by bombing them with an old soccer ball and a grenade-sized plastic toy that had been washed ashore. Max also liked the evenings in the games room, where he could watch us play ping pong and try to catch the balls if they went astray.

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Casting for Murder – the Vagabond Players poster

I enjoyed the outdoor activities, when we could fit them in between feeding four constantly hungry teens and pre-teens, but I also liked the leisurely afternoons when I could read at our campsite. However, I did use some of the time to review a script that I had written. This was a manuscript developed from my “To Catch an Actress” story.  At that time, getting it finished was a challenge, let alone getting it produced. I had no idea that, renamed as Casting for Murder, it would later become so popular with community theatre groups that it would have productions in several different Canadian provinces.

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Time to strike the pup tent and the Pigloo!

Finally, sadly, it was time to strike camp and go home. Andre packed up his pup tent and the Piglettes took down the Pigloo. Everything was loaded into the camper, Max being the last of all to come aboard. Then it was back to the Lower Mainland, road work, traffic tie ups and a long slog along the highway until we reached home. Once again, I thought how nice to be a dog. While the rest of us, exhausted as we were, toted in our gear and reorganized the home front, Max hopped out, wagged his tail to see his familiar garden, and promptly found a comfortable spot to curl up and have a sleep. A dog’s life—the deluxe version!

Inspirations from the Sunshine Coast

COTTAGE WITH MOUNT DANIEL IN THE BACKGROUNDHundreds of years before the Europeans arrived, the Sechelt First Nations people roamed the Sunshine Coast of B.C.  Visitors to Pender Harbour will immediately notice Mount Daniel and Pender Hill overlooking the bay, and it does not take much leap of imagination to visualize how the early inhabitants used the peaks as lookouts to see who might be approaching their villages.  The first European to arrive was Captain George Vancouver who discovered the bay of Pender Harbour when he charted the coastline of British Columbia in 1792.  However, it was almost a hundred years later before European settlement began.  But from 1880 on, after Charlie Irvine claimed Irving’s Landing on the north end of the harbour, stores and hotels started to appear, money was made from logging and fish-processing, and although the area was only accessible by water, it soon became a popular summer resort, a role it still holds today.  Betty C. Keller and Rosella M. Leslie’s absorbing book, Bright Seas, Pioneer Spirits, tells the fascinating story of the Sunshine Coast, and it is well worth the read for those who love local history.

VIEW FROM THE STORE

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The Adamaster

My husband and I love the Sunshine Coast.  We have been frequent visitors there for many years, at first staying on the Madeira Park side, and in recent years, in our cottage in Garden Bay.  Hugh’s parents moved to the Harbour after his father retired, at first living on their yacht, the Adamastor, and later moving into Madeira Park Estates.  We visited them often, at first as a young married couple, and later with our children who have wonderful memories of their summer holidays in Pender Harbour.  So, naturally, the beautiful coast settings have provided a great deal of inspiration for my stories.

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The original Vagabond Players production poster.

DSCN0068My first play was actually written during a stay on the Sunshine Coast.  Hugh particularly liked one of my stories and had suggested that I dramatize it.  The story was set in an apartment in downtown Vancouver and the mystery was centred around theatrical characters.  However, since I was writing by the sea, I restructured the piece to make use of the picturesque surroundings.  So “To Catch an Actress” became Casting for Murder, a three-act mystery play set on an island near Pender Harbour.  Furthermore, the term, casting, now referred to fishermen as well as actors.  It was a wise decision.  The isolation of the island and the atmospheric sound effects from the storm at sea add much to the effectiveness of the play.

COTTAGE WITH MOUNT DANIEL IN THE BACKGROUNDThe Sunshine Coast also features in my mystery stories.  One of my characters lives in a thinly disguised Garden Bay, with a home located right opposite the lagoon.  I have played with the setting, adapting the geography and changing the names of the bays and the buildings, since I’ve filled the area with fictitious characters.  However, anyone who lives on the Coast would recognize the location if they read “Through a Lagoon Darkly”.  I have never actually found a body in the lagoon, and hope I never will, but that moody, ever-changing circle of water certainly provides a dramatic opening for my story.

FERRY TOOA ferry trip to the Coast prompted a story for my third book, A Black Tie Affair.  Once, when we were waiting to disembark, an announcement came over the PA to say that a dog had been left in the pet enclosure, and would the owner please come to claim it.  This was very puzzling.  Why would anyone abandon a dog on the ferry?  Did the owner fall overboard or was he pushed?   By the time I’d finished theorising, “A Grim Ferry Tale” was born.

WAKEFerries are great settings for stories.  For my third book The Beacon, I wrote a story called “Reflections on an Old Queen”.  It was inspired by a crossing on the Queen of Tsawwassen, which has since been decommissioned, but it had spent its last days on the Earl’s Cove to Saltery Bay run.  I was fascinated by the boat because it seemed so familiar, yet I’d never made that crossing before.  Hugh and I explored the ship and when we talked with the crew, they told us that it had spent its early days on the Victoria run.  Right away we realized why the boat was familiar.  We had been on her before.  We had made a crossing back in its heyday when the old dining room had been a picture of elegance, complete with white tablecloths and place settings, and we’d sat by the window, watching the sunset over the ocean as we enjoyed our evening meal.

THE-BEACON-COVERThe history of the boat suggested an intriguing plot.  Richard, the detective, is on holiday.  He’s heading for a fishing trip on the island, but on the ferry, he meets a beautiful and mysterious woman who seems to know her way around the boat even though she says she’s never travelled the route before.  Richard finds her fascinating, and she soon ends up in his arms, but it’s hardly a romantic moment.  She’s screaming hysterically because she has witnessed a murder.  A lot of what happens subsequently stems from things that happened many years before on the Victoria run.

THE LAGOON BETWEEN THE BAYSThe Coast is rich with interesting characters, gorgeous settings and fascinating bits of folklore.  The next two Beary manuscripts already contain four stories set in this glorious part of British Columbia, and my most recent book, The Agatha Principle, features a story inspired by the historic Sundowner Inn, though that spot deserves a blog of its own.  Every time I travel to the Sequelt Peninsula, I find more to write about.  A lovely spot, well worth a visit.  I hope I can continue to enjoy many more years of inspiration from the Sunshine Coast.

 

Episode Forty-three: Escape to the Cariboo

Camping did not make for good sleeping. In the early hours of the morning, a tow truck came to move a trailer parked beside the road, so we had to endure flashing lights, yells and crashing chains for forty-five minutes. Max, like his daddy, woke up, saw what was going on, and went right back to sleep, but I lay there with shattered nerves and was so exhausted that I spent the entire next morning in a deck chair.  Max was not impressed. However, after lunch we drove to the creek and walked him up to the waterfall. Then, on the way back, we stopped in town for frozen yoghurts and bought Max one too, which he ate whole, eyes bulging with greed.

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One bored dog

The next day, I was still unwell from the heat and my dose of beaver-fever. Max was extremely bored by his useless owner, so much so that, when I went into the camper for a moment, he stole the hair band that I’d left on my deck chair. When I came back out, he was in the process of burying it by a tree.  He had dirt all over his nose and looked extremely guilty. He knew he’d been caught in the act.  In the afternoon, since dogs were banned on most of the Peachland beaches, Hugh and I took him to the other side of the lake and cruised around Rattlesnake Island. It was barren desert country, but huge Michaelangelo clouds were  spread across the end of the lake and the sky that framed them was equally Sistine Chapel blue. It was very beautiful, in spite of the heat billowing off the rocks. Max, naturally went for a swim, but the water was choppy and he kept submerging his nose and coming up sputtering. We took him ashore and he wanted to go exploring, but I was nervous about him finding a rattlesnake, so kept him close. Then we boated back to camp where we made the girls clean up the pigloo, since the resort owners were continually giving us dirty looks. Then I read in the evening with Max at my feet while our little movie queens watched a double feature in the outdoor ‘cinema’.

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Licking decorously.

On Sunday, Caroline and Andre announced that they wanted to go to church. Candace decided to go too.  All three of them were intrigued by the tiny local Anglican church. Katie announced that she had no intention of going to church when she was on holiday, so she accompanied me and Hugh as we took Max for a walk by the waterfall. Once again, he made his presence known, splashing in the water and then shaking all over another couple who were sitting on the rocks. We picked up the others after the church service and stopped for snacks on the way home. This time, Max managed to lick his ice cream decorously for a moment or two before gobbling it down

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Birthday at camp

The following day was Caroline’s birthday, so we put her presents on the picnic table first thing in the morning.  We’d wrapped her gifts in newspaper, but had used the comic section to create some degree of festivity.  Caroline opened her loot while we made breakfast.  She laughed at Max’s card, made a face at Katie’s gift mug (Bad Hair Day), oohed at the money we’d put in our card, looked pleased at the make-up Candace gave her and melted over Andre’s ring.  After breakfast, we gave Max his run by the waterfall, then drove to Kelowna so the kids could celebrate Caroline’s birthday at the water park. On the news, we heard that there was a massive fire in Penticton, so we were very glad that we’d cancelled our reservation there. While the youngsters enjoyed the water park, Hugh and I did some shopping, then went to the beach and found a shady spot to eat a take-out dinner. As we ate, I found myself flicking what I thought were white bugs off me, but then I realized the flecks were ash floating up from the fire in Penticton.  We picked up our crew at five and drove back to Peachland, all by now exhausted.  The news of the fire was grim. There was a fear that lightning in the night would generate more fires and one area of Penticton was being evacuated. When we reached camp, the bottom of the clouds over the mountain were red, eerily reflecting the forest fire, and we could hear thunder in the distance. Later, a spotty rain started, but the heat was still unbearable. Hugh and I looked at each other with the same thought bouncing telepathically back and forth. Why did we ever leave the Cariboo? The next thought came equally quickly. Why not head back tomorrow?

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Back on Treasure Island

Feeling like convicts preparing to bust loose, we got up at four-thirty in the morning and tip-toed about getting organized to leave. We woke the kids at six, then rushed about striking camp.  By the time we left, the sun was beating down, but it was early enough that there was a cool breeze coming in the window as we drove.  We cut over through Merritt and down the winding road to Spence’s bridge.  It was hot through Cache Creek, but nothing like what we’d endured in Peachland.  We stopped at 100 mile for provisions; then, less than two hours later, we arrived at the Fir Crest Resort on Lac La Hache.  It was heaven!  Sunny but pleasant, with the campsite right on the lake.  There was a lovely games room for the youngsters and a huge site, which was perfect for walking Max since it was all fields and rural lanes with long grass and wildflowers.  As soon as we were settled, we took Max out to Treasure Island.  He sniffed all the way round the trail, clearly thrilled to be back there and running free. Later that evening, we sat by the campfire and looked at the lake.  The surroundings were beautiful; the people were friendly; the dogs abounded and were welcome. Finally, we turned in. As Hugh and I settled down for the night, we heard Caroline making loon noises from her tent to replicate the sounds coming from the lake.  After a while, a laryngitic loon call emerged from the pup tent where Andre was tucked down. Shades of Rosemarie and the Indian Love Call? Hugh and I chortled heartily, but Max blinked, cocked one ear, looked at me as if to say, “Humans are crazy,” then tucked down with a blissful sigh and went to sleep. Back in the Cariboo. Bliss indeed.

Episode Forty-two: Camp hot dog!

Peachland was hot. It was also immaculate and not dog friendly. However, with the help of another dog walker, we discovered some trails alongside a creek where Max could have a bit of a run. He was apprehensive to find a waterfall at the top of the hike, but after a while he splashed about in the pool, revelling in the opportunity to cool off.  On his return, he took off after a waterbird and roared down the creek, racing into the parking lot where two artists were sketching.  We found huge skid marks in the earth a few feet from them, but fortunately they both had big grins on their faces and had made friends with the naughty fellow.
Peachland waterfall dog
The rest of the day was not fun. I was unwell and ended up having to visit a local doctor who decided I was suffering from beaver fever from the Cariboo trip, so I picked up a prescription and headed back to camp to read and relax for the rest of the day. The kids entertained themselves happily, especially as the campsite had an outdoor ‘cinema’ where they were able to watch a video of Homeward Bound while they ate their dinner.
Holiday maybe Salmon Arm
Hugh was very witty on my behalf, pointing out that if I imbibed more like him, I would have disinfected my stomach and not become ill. So having imbibed over dinner, he decided to take off on his bike for a ride around the local sights. Half an hour later, he returned bloody and bruised with two young men in tow who informed me the ambulance was on the way.  He’d fallen off his bike and hit his head.  He was dazed and uncontrollable in his general state of confusion. Despite me trying to make him rest, he wandered down to the road so I followed with Max and waited with him until the ambulance came.  Max promptly hopped in after Daddy so that the attendants had to come back out and tell him he couldn’t come. Max was a little bewildered as we saw the ambulence off. Reluctantly, he came back with me to the campsite.  The kindly campsite owner went to pick Hugh up at ten-thirty that night, and he came back with his wrist bandaged, his eye stitched, and a bump like an egg on his forehead.  Possibly a hairline fracture, but no concussion. As I pointed out, my beaver fever was the lesser of two evils.
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The next day, Hugh awoke looking like Frankenstein’s monster.  The kids oohed and aahed, and we all agreed he’d better get a ski mask, or at least sunglasses before he could be seen in public. We made a big breakfast, then set off for Penticton.  We stopped at the waterfall park on the way down so that Max could have a trot and a splash.  Then we went down the spectacular drive that followed the edge of Okanagan Lake.  If it hadn’t been so hot, I could have appreciated the view more, but our motorhome in those days did not have air-conditioning.  Once there, we drove around Penticton in excruciating heat and finally stopped on the canal so that Max could jump in and cool off.  Then we dropped the kids at the beach and went off in search of a restaurant with shade. Afterwards, we picked up some groceries, then went back to the canal to dunk Max again.  I needed dunking myself as I felt sick from the heat.  Then we picked up the kids, cancelled our reservation at South Beach Gardens and headed back to Peachland where we went for a swim to cool off.
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The next day, Hugh’s eye was still puffy and purple.  We had both had a bad night due to the heat and were like limp dishrags in the morning. The whole day was excrutiatingly hot, and as the evening wore on it was as if a lead blanket had descended.  Caroline and Andrew went exploring up the river, and as they reached the bald rocks at the foot of the mountains,they said a great wave of hot wind had rolled down at them. Poor Max was utterly miserable, and cranky to boot, so we gave him a bedtime walk and pushed him off the dock to cool him off.  Then we went back to camp, where I slept in the deck chair in the hope that outside would be cooler than inside. Before I nodded off, I vaguely realized that Katie and Max had joined me, one on each side of my chair. I glanced down, and the image of Max’s face stayed with me as I drifted off to sleep. His expression was eloquent. What a dumb place to take a holiday with a husky!

Episode Forty-one: Camp Dog!

The Cariboo section of the holiday was fun. The days passed with swimming, boating and trail riding, not to mention churning out meals for four hungry kids and keeping Max from assaulting Alfie in the campsite next door. Everything in the country seemed to go in slow motion. On the way back from a trail ride, we stopped at a farm for provisions and took twenty-five minutes to buy two lettuces.  First I had to check all the buildings until I found the owner; then I had to follow her down numerous trails to the garden where I got to pat the dog and assorted farm cats, admire all her vegetables and take appropriately serious care in selecting the two she was going to cut for me.Retriever swimming dog

Max quite liked country life, but the wildlife began to impact on his naughty genes. He would go swimming with us in the lake and paddle alongside us in formation—until he saw a loon, at which point he would change course and dog-paddle determinedly in its wake. He never seemed to register the fact that water birds could elevate or dive, making his quest utterly hopeless. He started to be very misbehaved on our trail walks, and one night, he ran off up the mountain and I stood in the dwindling light, blasting my dog whistle for fifteen minutes before he returned, wild-eyed and exhausted.  I thought he was going to have a heart attack from running so hard.  We made a very slow trip back to camp, stopping every few steps so he could lie down and rest. After that, it was strictly leash walks, even though Mr. Mutinous was not impressed.

After a weeCamp dogk at Timothy Lake, we had to strike camp and move on to our next booking.  We said our farewells to our friends in the next campsite, but Max managed to blot his copybook yet again. His idea of saying goodbye was to get into a scrap with Alfie. We had to detach them from each other’s ears and jowls and stand them in opposite corners while we finished our adieus.  After that, it was a long, hot drive to Salmon Arm.  Max hated it. We had to keep pouring water on him to cool him off.  Finally, we stopped at a Petrocan station and hosed him down. Then we bought ice creams for everyone. Max swallowed his whole, down in one gulp, his eyes bulging with greed.Ice cream dog 3

We reached Pierre’s Point at four-fifteen and quailed the moment we arrived. Why had we left the Cariboo? This site was like a big city, a glorified tenement by a lake.  There were miles of sites and masses of people; no-dogs-on-beach signs, concessions and video games; radios blaring and washrooms full of mothers with screaming tots—and worst of all, trains roaring by every forty minutes.  We gave up trying to be productive and went for a swim.  Then we bought dinner at the concession and collapsed in our deck chairs to listen to the blare of portable radios and the screams of train whistles. Max’s face was eloquent: he clearly thought we had entered a madhouse and were as insane as the occupants to be there. After a ghastly night with trains running every hour, we called Peachland and arranged to move on the following day. This was definitely the right decision, for after dinner, the wind and rain started. Then there was a set-to in the adjacent campsite that caused the police to be called in.  That night, I stuffed earplugs in my ears, wrapped my head in my sweat top aPeachland 1nd took a sleeping pill.

The next day, we headed for Peachland, stopping at the Kelowna waterslides along the way.  Hugh and I bought more provisions while the kids enjoyed the slides—four teens and preteens ate an amazing amount of food—then we drove the rest of the way.  The Peachland Trailer Inn turned out to be small and quiet with manicured gardens. It was the antithesis of what we had just left, but the sense of orderliness was a little ominous. Hugh and I looked at each other and read each other’s minds:  A boy in a pup tent, three girls in the Pigloo, and Max? Maybe not quite a match made in Heaven!

Next: More disasters and another speedy exit.

Episode Forty – Off on holiday again.

Max loved the summer. He particularly enjoyed the extra visits with my parents. There were more of these than in previous years, given my father’s health. Dad was being very brave about his cancer but Mum was extremely anxious. She had high blood pressure and a minor heart condition, and she was becoming very nervous about my father’s illness. What we did not realize was that she was having a series of mini-strokes that were ultimately to lead to her dementia, so both parents were in need of care and assistance. Dad and Mum

Max loved Nana and Gamma dearly. He was always thrilled when they arrived at our house, and visibly put out any time he came to the station to see them off and saw them swallowed up by the Skytrain. He particularly enjoyed the trips to their house in West Van, and these became increasingly frequent once we realized we could go over in the motorhome, complete with a small BBQ, and provide meals-on-wheels service using the camper kitchen as our base. Max had great fun trotting between the house, the camper and the BBQ. We became most proficient at this, serving up menus such as bacon wrapped steaks topped with asparagus, crab and béarnaise sauce combined with new potatoes and home-made fudge for dessert.

Max was delighted wheWITH CARO AND ANDREn it was time to set off for a proper holiday in the motorhome. This year, we had extra youngsters in tow. Caroline had her very first boyfriend and was reluctant to head out of town for a family holiday, so we said Andre could come along as long as he brought his own tent and camping gear. Katie immediately demanded equal treatment, so her friend Candace had been invited as well. Thus, we were planning a trip to the Cariboo that involved me and Hugh sleeping and cooking in the motorhome, one teenage boy in a pup tent to the right of the camper, and three giggling girls in an igloo-shaped tent (immediately christened the pigloo for the state it was usually in) on our left. Max found all this extremely entertaining. He liked Andre and approved having another guy-guy along. Candace and Katie were young, loud and shrill, so he was not so sure about them. When I saw the ears going flat and the wolf mask scowling, I knew it was time to make him sit with me and tell the girls to keep their distance.Timothy Lake 1

Our first stop was Timothy Lake in the Cariboo. Once we were settled, Hugh and I took Max out in the boat and checked out the islands at the far end of the lake. Max scampered about, delighted to be free once more and we threw wood for him so he could swim. He was not so pleased when we returned to the campsite and discovered that a gigantic ten-year-old German shepherd named Alfie was in the next site. Alfie had huge ears and a calm manner, and obviously considered Max a naughty young whippersnapper. The two were tied up side by side and soon settled into a truce, though Max took great pleasure in flaunting his chew toys in front of Alfie. Needless to say, Max was most indignant when I gave Alfie one of the toys. Alfie chewed happily for the rest of the day while Max just guarded his and looked baleful.

Having a dogPICNIC AT CAMP family next door was useful. Alfie’s owner told me where the best trails were for dog-walking, and that evening, while Hugh went fishing, the girls and I took Max for a run. The next day was great fun. We were in and out of the water all day. Katie and Candace enjoyed the pedlos and the other camp children. Caroline and Andre set off to explore the connector to the adjacent lake. Seeing them heading out in the boat reminded me of the Swallows and Amazons books my brother and I read as children. How we would have loved the opportunities that my children enjoyed. As a little London kid, I only got to read about such adventures, but my girls were both proficient little boaters.

Once the kids returned with the boat, Hugh and I took Max out and explored the river at the end ofBoat dog the lake. We found a minuscule isle in the second lake, so stopped to let Max swim. On the way back, we saw a mother duck with an adorable fleet of babies. I was so busy cooing that I didn’t notice the gleam in Max’s eye and before we knew it, he’d leaped overboard and was gliding through the lily pads with the smoothness and determination of a naval destroyer. Poor Max. No matter where he looked, all he found was a host of lily pads. Once he realized the ducks were impossible to catch, he swam back to the boat. Hugh and I were swamped heaving him on board. He was very pleased with himself, but we had a very wet trip back to base. As we squelched into the campsite, Alfie looked up from his chew toy. His expression said it all. What do you expect when you adopt a delinquent!

Episode Thirty-nine: June is busting out all over.

June was busting out all over, and with outdoor fun and summer weather, Max was in a mellow mood.  For all that he was a feisty dog, he enjoyed the action when the children and their friends were around. One weekend, when Hugh was away on a fishing trip, the girls had a camp-out in the garden. Max was very interested in the whole process.  While the girls set up their camp, his fluffy bottom kept disappearing inside the tent.  He was undeterred, even when sections of canvas collapsed all over him, and he would probably have stayed to sleep with them if I hadn’t insisted he come inside with me.

P - NANCY EBERT copySuddenly feeling social, Max wanted to be friends with everyone.  When I walked Katie to the pool for school swimming classes, he shook hands with Nancy Ebert, Katie’s lovely teacher, who was also a friend from Vagabond Players.  When we returned tapes to Video Spot, he shook hands with the lady in the store. He enjoyed a daily session of pats and praise from our mailman, and he performed ‘Bang, you’re dead’ for the store clerks at Early Bird when accompanying Hugh on an errand.  When I picked up the girls from a visit at a friend’s house, Max did his tricks on the family’s front lawn.  It was a new and welcome phase. He seemed to be in love with the whole world.

Foreshore Dykes 2One Saturday, we took him to the Foreshore Park. It was raining and we thought that we’d have the place to ourselves. However, on our arrival, we found hundreds of people, cars and canines.  It was the annual dog show for the Lower Mainland association for whippets, wolfhounds and their ilk.  Max was fascinated.  I don’t think he realized there were actually that many dogs in the world.  He didn’t know which way to look.  Finally, when we stopped to watch some whippets in the show ring, he tried a playful lunge at an amiable looking mutt who was also an onlooker.  They strutted their stuff, as if to say, “We can do that too.” Then, having drawn the attention of the people around us, he settled down to watch, satisfied that he had done his bit to participate.

MAX AND BRANDY copySummer brought a burst of growth in the woods, so Edna and I began taking clippers on our walk so we could cut away some of the brush. Max and Brandy were confused by this activity, but after a while we noticed that they were falling back and whiffling around in the debris.  On closer inspection, we saw they were eating the salmonberries from the branches that had fallen on the trail.  Quite enterprising, except that, as the summer wore on and the weather became hotter, they became lazy and expected us to pick the berries for them.

Running-dogSadly, those summer walks were marred by an invasion of bulldozers, razing sections of the forest for future development. Masses of birds and forest creatures evacuated their homes, circling and crying the oddest cries as their nests were destroyed. Edna and I were sad to see this, but the dogs shared none of our sorrow. They were hot on the scent of all the animals that had scurried off in terror.  What a time we had, keeping them from running off into the bush. Brandy was generally obedient when told to stay, but Max could not resist the temptation. At one point, he actually came nose to nose with a rabbit.  The poor creature froze in fear, and for a moment I thought it was about to become rabbit stew. But then, to our amazement, Max froze as well. He simply didn’t know what to do with it. He stared back at the cornered bunny as if willing it to make the next move. Then, when it gathered its wits and ran, he tore off after it, darting back to check that we were waiting for him, then racing off again.  No killer instinct in this dog.  The chase was everything to him and he considered the other critters were there to play with him. Max might be naughty, but he wasn’t mean. He wasn’t called a Ho Hum Husky for nothing.