Episode Seventy-seven: Arvy Dog

In addition to being a local celebrity, Max gained some other bonuses in later life. Soon after we built the suite for my mother, we also sold Lisa, our old motorhome and acquired a newer one, suitably christened Arvy. Since Katie still lived at home and Mum’s caregivers were willing to put in more time, Hugh and I decided to try out Arvy with a trip to the Kootenays. Naturally, Max came along too.

On the road again!
On the road again!

Max thoroughly enjoyed the trip, sitting sedately between the two front seats when on the road, and snuggling up on his blanket when we tucked down at night. He seemed content to have walks on his extender leash at the various rest stops and RV sites, and didn’t appear at all bothered that he wasn’t getting to run off-leash. The sheer novelty of all those new smells and fellow travel-dogs was ample compensation for the loss of freedom.

Max liked the RV sites.
Max liked the RV sites.

Max found the RV sites generally entertaining. There was enough distance between us and the other campers that he didn’t feel threatened, yet there were always other dogs to glower at (if male) or flirt with (if female). Max also adapted happily to the campsite meals. He would eat his dinner outside, glaring suspiciously towards any other camp dogs in the vicinity or whiffling his nose in the air if other camp meals wafted enticing scents his way.

Sightseeing at Kaslo.
Sightseeing at Kaslo.

The Kootenays were glorious. The scenery was spectacular, with soaring mountains, vast stretches of water and quaint little towns. Max waited patiently and comfortably in Arvy when Hugh and I visited non-dog-friendly sites such as the paddle-wheeler at Kaslo. However, most of the time, Max could share in our fun.

Taking a dip.
Taking a dip.

Whenever we stopped at a lake, Max went swimming. However, since the scent of wildlife followed us at every stop, Max’s swims always had to be on the end of his long line or on his extender leash. Not that Max seemed to mind. We just had to make sure we didn’t throw the stick out too far. Knowing Max, he would have towed one of us into the water.

Boat dog again.
Boat dog again.

On one occasion, Hugh decided to rent a boat so we could explore one of the lakes, so naturally Max came along. He had adapted to boating early in his life, and was quite happy to leap into the rented boat and roar around the lake with us, checking the small islands and coves as we went. Everything was a grand adventure.

Treats along the way.
Treats along the way.

There were treats along the way too. Each day we made a coffee stop for us and an ice-cream stop for Max. Whatever we decided to do, Max eagerly took part. He rode on ferries, hiked on trails, ate heartily at our campsites, and generally had a wonderful time.

After the storm.
After the storm.

On the return trip, we stopped in Merritt, and this was one visit that Max didn’t enjoy. He liked the walk along the Coldwater River, but that night, there was a ferocious wind storm with gusts that buffeted Arvy back and forth. Max was very anxious at the rocking and bucking. He also picked up my anxiety, for the RV site was surrounded by trees and I was worried about the possibility of one of them coming down on our motorhome. Hugh, in typical fashion, pooh-poohed my fears and went to sleep, but in the morning, he admitted that I’d had cause for concern. When we went for the morning walk by the river, we were climbing over tree trunks all the way.

Arvy Dog.
Arvy Dog.

Still, other than that one night, the trip was a big success. Max also benefitted from the fact that there were no children along to divert us with kid-friendly activities. He was the centre of attention, and seemed to thoroughly enjoy this changed family dynamic. We suspected that he considered this the best holiday he’d ever had. From then on, there was no question that he was Arvy dog. Any time that camper door was opened, Max was in there waiting for a ride.

Episode Seventy-six – Celebrity Dog

Well before my father died, the girls had grown up sufficiently that they were far too ‘cool’ for puppets. Hugh became my co-puppeteer as well as craftsman and technician and the team was reduced to the three of us: Hugh, me and Max. Caroline, however, married at eighteen and rapidly produced three children, so it was not long before Max and the puppets had a new adoring audience in the form of our grandchildren. Naturally, Max’s new fans liked coming to the shows since they were allowed to come backstage and play with the puppets after the final curtain.

Regular press photos with his puppet.
Regular press photos with his puppet.

During these years, Max became quite the celebrity dog. The local cable company did several features on him with his puppets, and twice CBC came to the theatre to film clips for the news. The local papers covered the Christmas shows every year, sending photographers who often wanted to include Max in the pictures alongside the puppets and puppeteers.

Celebrity chef
Celebrity chef!

The Max puppet was such an attraction I was even asked to be part of a celebrity cooking feature in the local paper. Dutifully I churned out my seafood crepes and posed with them for the photographer, but I was in no doubt that the celebrity they were really interested in was the little wooden one on my shoulder!

Max was much more interested in playing with Brandy.
Max was much more interested in playing with Brandy.

However, on one notable occasion when CBC was coming to film an excerpt, we thought it would be fun to have Brandy along for the photo session. What a disaster that was! Max was so distracted by having his girlfriend present that he forgot all his tricks and was thoroughly misbehaved. The cameraman dutifully took some clips of the naughty pair, but he was obviously not impressed. We were not surprised when the final airing showed lots of puppets but no dogs. Max learned the lesson that other temperamental actors have discovered the hard way. If you have an attitude, you end up on the cutting-room floor.

Max and Rudolph puppets were great for the Christmas parade.
Max and Rudolph puppets were great for the Christmas parade.

We realized that Max, the Ho Hum Husky had become a local celebrity when we began taking the puppet into the Hyack parades. Vagabond Players often had a troupe walking in the parade or riding on a float, so Hugh and I would walk on either side of the group, each one of us holding a puppet. In the spring, I would work the Max puppet and Hugh would take Brandy. For the Christmas parade, it would be Max and Rudolph. Whatever the season, every so often we’d hear a voice from the crowd cry out, “There’s Max! Hi Max!”

Dwayne Campbell, Max's perfect voice.
Dwayne Campbell, Max’s perfect voice.

This familiarity with the puppet began to show up at the theatre performances too. Every so often, the Max puppet would be applauded on his entrance like some big star on Broadway. What made that puppet so popular? It was certainly the efforts of three people that brought the character to life: Hugh, with his wonderful craftsmanship that created such an appealing marionette; myself, of course, with my scripts that put words in the puppet’s mouth; and Dwayne Campbell, our actor friend, who interpreted those scripts so perfectly in giving Max his voice.

Practicing his bow onstage.
Practicing his bow onstage.

However, the fact that Max was based on a real dog provided the extra magic. Children loved to hear stories about the real Max after the shows, and when Max, the flesh-and-blood husky, performed his tricks or took his bow, the oohs and aahs were enough to give any dog a swelled head. No wonder Max considered himself a star. Even today, children at the puppet shows are delighted to hear that Max was a real dog …. and yes, he really did eat a Christmas tree light bulb!

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Boris never made it on stage!

Max’s personality made its way into my other arts activities too. My play, Renovations, included several references to a feisty dog named Boris who was always locked up in some other room so that he didn’t chew up the workmen. In my mystery books, Max appears as MacPuff, Bertram Beary ‘s well-loved, misbehaved mutt.

Hum Ho, the princess's bodyguard.
Hum Ho, the princess’s bodyguard.

However, it was the Vagabond Players puppet shows that gave Max his fame in our local community. Because he was so popular, I found a way to incorporate his character into all the shows, even if they were traditional stories. In Aladdin, Max appeared as Hum Ho, the princess’s bodyguard; in King John’s Christmas, he was Sir Max, the Ho Hum, saving Santa from a dastardly plot thought up by Bad King John and his pet dragon.

Sir Max, the Ho Hum to the rescue!
Sir Max, the Ho Hum to the rescue!

Max used to love going to the Bernie Legge Theatre. The minute we arrived to set up, he would run to the apron of the stage and take a bow. Of course, he knew that he would get a cookie, whether the audience was there or not. Then he would settle down on his blanket in the stage-manager’s corner and sleep there contentedly while we performed the shows. However, he always woke up in time for his bow. We were convinced that our clever dog could recognize a final chorus, no matter what show was being performed.

Around the Christmas Tree.
Around the Christmas Tree.

Those years were good ones. We worked very hard, some Christmas seasons performing as many as eighteen shows at the Bernie Legge Theatre, followed by another dozen or so at the Burnaby Village Museum. However, our house was always decorated early and we would go home after performances and sit by the tree, enjoying Spanish coffees and Christmas treats, listening to carols and lapping up the festive atmosphere. Max would be at our feet, tired from the excitement of his outing at the theatre, but blissfully content. If friends had attended the shows, they would come back for drinks and snacks, and that was how we did our Christmas socializing for we were far too tired and busy to get out to parties. It was a routine I look back on with pleasure: Good company, the memory of children’s smiling faces, the joy of Christmas festivity, the knowledge of a job well done.

A Dog with a Job!
A Dog with a Job!

These days, whenever I watch the Knowledge Network’s ‘Dogs with Jobs’ program, I always remember how happy Max was when we came home from a show. Much as he was loved and cared for, Max needed challenges and discipline too. Being a dog with a job had been in large measure the reason our difficult adopted pet had found contentment. Those post-show Christmas interludes demonstrated just how well the lesson had been learned.

Celebrating the Festive Season at the Burnaby Village Museum

AT THE VILLAGE
Set up for the show.

The Burnaby Village Museum is a wonderful place to visit during Heritage Christmas.  For us, the village has special significance, since we have performed there annually since 1994.  Our first gig was a single-day booking when we were eager new puppeteers.  We were also the owners of a boisterous new pet, whose image had been recreated as Max, the Ho Hum Husky, and that first booking was the premiere performance of Guard Dog in Concert.  Max, the dog, came along with Max, the puppet, and hovered backstage throughout the performance, eagerly awaiting the moment when he would go out to bow with his puppet and receive a cookie as a reward.

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Max, the Ho Hum Husky
MAX LOVES SANTA
Max rivaled Rudolph and Santa for popularity!

As the years rolled on, we continued to perform at the museum.  Whatever the weather—frost, rain, wind or blizzards—we made it to Brookfield Hall in time to deliver our shows.  The bookings increased to two, and then three days.  We put on two half-hour shows a day, and later, a third one was added to accommodate the people who wanted to get in.  Max became so seasoned at performing that on one occasion, he anticipated his bow and slipped out to socialize with the audience during the final few minutes of the show.  We couldn’t figure out why the audience was laughing more than usual until we realized that the backstage blanket was empty.

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Seen through new eyes.
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The lights get better every year.

As our puppet company grew, we progressed from our rickety old trailer to a grand Wells Cargo version, which the village janitors probably hated as it threatened to tear down all the garlands as we made our way round to the loading door.  We developed a second Christmas show, The Fairy Tale that went Wrong, and alternated the shows from year to year.  In the early years, our daughters performed with us, and enjoyed touring the museum between shows.  More recently, our grandchildren have come to the shows, and we have enjoyed seeing the museum through young eyes all over again.   Our original trailer has come full circle too, since the grand Wells Cargo one was stolen in 2009; now the old one is back on the road, doing Trojan service and not offering any danger to the village decorations.

FLED NAG NAG NAG
Die Fledermaus, the Sequel
BACKSTAGE 2
That cozy backstage area.

Since the museum started offering free admission for Heritage Christmas, the crowds have grown so large that the longer shows are no longer practical.  Now we do eight shorter shows a day, and our booking this year is for seven days.  Quite the marathon, so we are very grateful for our cozy backstage area, and make sure we’re equipped with what we need to catch a few minutes rest in between shows.  We also venture out and take a turn around the grounds, for the lights seem to grow more brilliant and abundant every year.  So if you’re looking for a lovely way to celebrate the Festive Season, come down to the Burnaby Village Museum – and don’t forget to drop in and see the puppets on your way through.  Merry Christmas, everyone!

[box]This year at the museum: Max, the Ho Hum Husky running Dec. 26 – 29, 2015 and Die Fledermaus, the Sequel running Dec. 30, 2015 – Jan. 1, 2016.[/box]

Episode Seventy-five: Nana’s little boy

After my father died, we had to arrange care for my mother since her dementia had progressed to the point that she was not able to look after herself. We built a suite at the back of our house, and by the end of the year, we had moved her in with us. There she remained for more than seven years until she died. These years were fairly stressful ones for us, needless to say. However, my father had left sufficient money that we were able to have caregivers in for five mornings a week, so gradually, we learned to cope with the new situation.

The big winner.
The big winner.

The big winner, of course, in this new setup was Max. Suddenly, he had a doting Nana ever present, plus a variety of amiable ladies who came in most days to provide the necessary care. Naturally, they also learned quickly that the route to Max’s heart was to provide extra treats for him. So it came about that Max, for the rest of his life, was never home alone. If his owners were out, he could resort to the caregivers for entertainment.

Oh, isn't he sweet!
Oh, isn’t he sweet!

Needless to say, given Max’s nature, the caregivers had to be given strict instructions on the dos and don’ts of our temperamental pets. Max and Minx were never to be in the same area unattended, Max was restricted to the two top floors, and most particularly, Max was not to be allowed in with Nana while she was eating. In spite of Max’s early propensity for digesting things like dead mice and work socks, he had a sensitive stomach and would deposit large piles of barf on the carpet if given anything but the plainest scraps of human food. Since Nana had a preference for pastas with sauces, her dinners were definitely off limits. Given her dementia, she could not understand why her furry friend was not allowed treats. “Oh, isn’t he sweet,” she would say, while tossing dollops of creamy noodles his way.

Love those leftovers!
Love those leftovers!

Our caregivers were generally on the ball and supervised meticulously. However, one evening when Hugh and I were out for a much needed date night, the lady in charge left the room while my mother was eating and failed to close the door. When she returned, she found that my mother had not only put her plate down on the carpet, but was rolling her hand around in the pasta encouraging Max to finish the leftovers. Since the dog was hardly able to distinguish the difference between the pasta and the fingers in the middle of it, he’d also managed to give my mother a goodly bite on the hand. Our caregiver assured us that it wasn’t serious and that she’d cleaned it up, but one look from us and we could see right away that a couple of stitches were in order. Ninety-plus-year-old skin is pretty fragile and it doesn’t take much to tear it.

Constant companions in our mad household.
Constant companions in our mad household!

So my date night ended with me taking my mother down to emergency and sitting for over an hour in the packed waiting room. People who have no experience of dementia could not realize what torture this was. My mother, sweet as she was, would think nothing of making child-like observations about other people in the room. “My, isn’t she fat!” is a typical example. She would also repeat the same phrase over and over, since she would forget what she had said two minutes after she had spoken. That night, the issue became the absence of her handbag. My mother was rather like the Queen. The handbag was always present. However, given the situation that night, I had made sure her bag was safely left at home. What a mistake that was. Every two minutes, my mother asked me where her handbag was. Every two minutes, I reassured her that it was safe at home. By the time we had sat there for forty minutes, the entire waiting room had become like a Greek chorus. Everyone chanted along with me: “Not to worry, it’s safe at home.” Unlike a Greek chorus, all the waiting patients had big grins on their faces. To add to my humiliation, when we finally saw the doctor and I explained how my mother had been bitten, he roared with laughter and was clearly ready to dine out on the story. Hugh was also grinning ear to ear when we got home and Max, the perpetrator of the piece, was already tucked up asleep. Definitely a date night to put a rosy flush in my cheeks. Too bad it was the result of raised blood pressure.

The perpetrator!
The perpetrator!

Still, somehow we survived with our mad household. For a dog with limited people and canine skills, Max had certainly broadened his social circle. Dogs to the side of him, a resident cat, an amiably dotty grandmother, a parade of jolly caregivers, visitors at the luncheons I threw for my mother. Thinking back to how skittish and difficult he was when we acquired him, it just went to show what progress he had made. Finally, Max had really learned how to be a Ho Hum Husky.

Episode Seventy-four: Learning to co-habit with that darn cat.

Because Max and Minx fell in hate at first sight, there was no question of Minx becoming an indoor cat. Fortunately, given her history, she was used to fending for herself, so each morning she would eat her breakfast, then go out to patrol the block and make her rounds. There were many old houses in the area, and every year a couple of them would be demolished. Whenever this happened, Minx became a cat with a mission. She would set out, determined to round up the dispossessed mice. We used to refer to her as the neighbourhood policeman. She would return to nap in Katie’s room in the afternoon, often bringing gifts to the window and being most put out when made to discard them before entering. However, Katie’s room became Minx’s sanctuary as a gate in the stairwell prevented Max from getting down to the lower floor.

LOVE THAT BALL
My ball and my space!

Naturally, Max and Minx had to share the garden, but fortunately we had a wide front garden and a gated and fenced back garden with a trellis dividing off the rear section. Max was able to enjoy the large grassy area in the back in safety and security. Minx claimed the front garden and the rear section beyond the trellis, and would either stroll along the high brick wall between the two or neatly slip through the side fences to the neighbours’ gardens and go back and forth through their lots. This, of course, only worked if Sheamus and Max F were not outside in their own gardens, but she seemed to developed radar for which dogs were out when. Her skill in negotiating these three large canines in time earned her the epithet, The Grey Shadow.

The Neighbourhood Policeman.
The Neighbourhood Policeman.

Minx also used her fences to tease Max unmercifully. Seeing Max lying in the garden, she would bob under the gate by the trellis, take a leisurely sniff in the flower bed, always keeping one eye watching for when Max gave in to temptation and charged. Then, at the very last moment, she would slip back under the gate, leaving her arch foe panting in fury on the other side. After a couple of years, Max gave up trying to catch her, although he never stopped being jealous of the new acquisition.

Max was most annoyed about the newcomer.
Max was most annoyed about the newcomer.

On one occasion, Hugh and I were enjoying coffee in the garden. Max was at our feet, lying between our chairs. Suddenly Minx bobbed into view by the trellis. Max made a great show of pretending not to see her. If he couldn’t eat her, he preferred to ignore her. However, Minx continued to sit at the other end of the garden, and after a few minutes, I made the mistake of calling “hello” to her. Instantly Max’s face was transformed. If a white husky could turn green, he would have done so at that moment. He might have learned to tolerate the cat’s presence, but he had no intention of allowing his mistress to talk to the animal. He charged down the garden at such speed we were amazed he was able to brake at the gate. Minx, by then, was gloating on the other side. Poor Max! Such indignity to be outfoxed by the invader to his home.

Just coping at Christmas.
Coping at Christmas. Claws off my toy!

To our relief, at some point in their lifetime, Minx and Max seemed to declare a truce. They didn’t like each other, but they left each other alone. Each Christmas Day, they looked a little mulish, but they accepted that we all inhabited the same room for present-opening, albeit, in their case, at opposite ends of the room. And occasionally, we even caught a glimpse of collaboration, like the time a big moggy came through the fence and chased Minx across our garden. Max happened to be outside, and as Minx streaked the length of the yard and whizzed out the front gate, Max bounded between her and the visitor, treeing the intruder mid-garden. It was almost as if he and Minx had planned it, so who knows what really went on between those two sets of furry pointed ears.

Thuggerpaws, the stepmother's cat.
In Cinderella Caper, as Thuggerpaws, the stepmother’s cat.

The ongoing feud between Minx and Max was trying at times, but it inspired several new puppet shows. Hugh made a grey Manx puppet, I wrote some new scripts, one of which included a theme song for Minx, and the dog-and-cat rivalry was transferred to the stage. Rehearsals could sometimes be tricky, for Max liked to hang out under the theatre as we worked, but occasionally, Minx would amble into the area, hop onto the stage to join the puppets, or go hide in the stacks of revolves in the scene shop, and we would have to call a halt while we restored order out of the chaos that ensued. It was also interesting to note that, whenever Minx came to check out the marionettes, it was always the Max puppet that she whacked on the nose.

The Christmas Spirit.
The Christmas Spirit.

Still, those two rivals were both much loved members of our household, and in their puppet forms, they co-starred in several shows. Max and Minx always played themselves or their pet ancestors. In shows with modern settings like The Christmas Spirit or The Cinderella Caper, they belonged to a character named Jim McCluskie, but were often in the care of Tilly and her boyfriend, Pete. The Cinderella Caper was the first show for Minx, and as it was a show about putting on a show, she also got to play Thuggerpaws, the stepmother’s cat.

In The Highwayman's Christmas, Minx and the grandchildren all got puppets.
In The Highwayman’s Christmas, Minx and the grandchildren all got puppets.

In The Sorcerer Princess, Max and Minx were palace pets in the court of Mad King George and had a wonderful adventure rescuing Santa from the machinations of a villainous bat. The Highwayman’s Christmas starred Max as MaxHeath and was originally produced before Minx’s arrival, but years later it was expanded into a bigger show with a long first scene that included not only parts for Minx the Manx, but also roles for our three grandchildren.

Isabel Mendenhall, Minx's perfect voice.
Isabel Mendenhall, Minx’s perfect voice.

However, it was Max’s final show that provided the best showcase for the two puppets. This was The Christmas Present of Christmas Past, where Max, along with Santa and a variety of other characters, was transported back to Ancient Rome. Minx had a double role, playing herself in the modern scenes and ‘I Clawdia’, the empress’s cat in the Roman scenes. Just as Dwayne Campbell provided the perfect voice for Max, the Ho Hum Husky, Minx also acquired a perfect voice from Isabel Mendenhall, a wonderful local actress who ironically had played opposite Dwayne many times in stage plays. The interaction between the two was as charming on the puppet stage as it had been in the live productions. So like it or not, Max the Ho Hum Husky was linked permanently with Minx the Manx, on stage and off. He just had to learn to co-habit with that darned cat.

Reversing the process—how Renovations became “Sisters in Crime”.

My comedy, Renovations, was a play that I had no intention of duplicating in another form. However, when I was assembling stories for my book, A Black Tie Affair and Other Mystery Stories, I needed something short and light-hearted to complete the collection. Renovations had contained a hint of mystery, so I set to the task of transforming the plot into a short story. I had whipped the first draft of the play off in a week so I was sure it would be easy to write the story, which I renamed “Sisters in Crime”.

The Vagabond Players cast.
The original Vagabond Players cast.

However, just as I’d struggled with Casting for Murder, every one of my early attempts to transform Renovations ended in failure. Following the narrative structure of the play’s plot-line didn’t work because it was a complicated story which involved eight different characters. I had no desire to write the piece as a novel, and the subject was too light and frothy for a novel anyway. Finally, I chucked everything I’d done so far and took a totally different approach.

I focussed on only two of the characters.
The trick was to focus on two of the characters.

I decided to focus on two of the play’s characters, with the other six merely mentioned in conversation. I incorporated my popular series character, Bertram Beary, into the plot, making him the godfather of the play’s heroine, and told the story through a series of meetings in a restaurant. Beary lunched with the two characters in turn, heard their tales of woe and offered fatherly advice. To my amazement, the story came easily to life, and the end result became one reader’s favourite story in the entire book.

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Those exuberant characters had to leap off the page.

Analyzing why this process worked, I conclude that it was because the characters ended up telling the story in their own words. Therefore, even though the story as a whole was narrated in the third person, long segments were told in the first person by the people who were directly affected by the events. This allowed the personalities of the play characters to leap off the page and appear as bubbly, cantankerous, stubborn or devious as they were on stage.

JON AND DAVID
What works on stage can fall flat on the page.

Although this first-person-character narration worked perfectly as a story-telling vehicle, it did affect the order in which events were revealed. What worked as a dramatic and funny climax in the play seemed anticlimactic if left to the end of the story. Instead, a relatively minor revelation from the play made a better conclusion. Lesson learned: Material delivered with great style orally can fall flat if read silently from the page, whereas insignificant asides sometimes can gain from the extra detail provided by the written word.

With the cast of the first Ontario production.
With the cast of the first Ontario production.

I was to repeat the play-to-story process with my next script, but because that was a mystery and not a comedy, there were other elements needed to make the transformation work. However, the key with turning Renovations into “Sisters in Crime” was simply the fact that so much of the humour in the play derived from the characters, and therefore, the story version had to be character driven as well.

Next: Repeating the process with variations—how Shadow of Murder became “Mary Poppins, Where are you?”

Episode Seventy-three: Losses and Gains

Max was very sad at the loss of my father. He had no idea why this special human had disappeared from his life, and it was one of the saddest moments when, for the first time after Dad’s death, we took Max to my parents’ house, for he searched every room and corner of the garden looking for his namesake.

gtIt was hardly surprising that Max, the dog was so bonded with Max, the human. Dogs had always been a part of my father’s life, but he was old by the time his last dog died, so he had not wanted to get a new pet of his own. Therefore, Max filled a gap in his life during his old age.

A unique gravestone.
A unique gravestone.

My father’s love of dogs, along with his love of his bank book, is noted on a unique gravestone in the tiny Pender Harbour cemetery where his ashes are buried alongside my mother’s. Mum is commemorated with engraved roses and a poem touching on her charm and grace. Dad’s gravestone sports a German shepherd in one corner and a dollar sign in the other. It also contains a quotation from my play, Renovations, which only people in the family circle would understand. However, I suspect Dad would have been highly entertained by the fact that strangers who wander through the pretty country graveyard would see the gravestone and puzzle over the significance of the inscription. Like Max, the dog, Max the human was quite a character.

The most annoying intruder.
The most annoying intruder.

Max, the dog, was not a happy camper in the period after my father died. To add to the sorrow of Dad’s demise, Max also had to suffer the indignity of some new arrivals around the home. Minx the Manx was now firmly entrenched in the household, so there were frequent battles when Max cornered Minx and received a claw in his nose for his pains. A pesky cat was definitely no substitute for an adoring grandfather.

The boy next door.
The boy next door.

As if this wasn’t enough, new tenants appeared next door along with a large and beautiful dog named Sheamus. On the day they moved in, I was painting scenery in the garage below our deck. I had the door open to reduce the fumes, and Max was enclosed on the upper deck since I didn’t want him running out onto the road. As I continued with my painting, I was vaguely aware that there was activity in the driveway next door. Jody and Trevor were in the process of moving in. Suddenly, I had company. The large, shaggy and exuberantly friendly Sheamus had bounded in to introduce himself. As I patted the newcomer and told his owners how beautiful he was, I heard the clicking of paws and huffing and puffing overhead. Max was not impressed.

You in your garden and I in mine.
You in your small garden and I in mine.

Although I expected some scuffles on either side of the fence when the two dogs were out in their yards, Max and Sheamus seemed to declare some sort of truce. As long as they kept to their own gardens, there didn’t seem to be a problem. I suspect that Sheamus attempted to be friendly and was snubbed by Max, who would have ignored him on principle for daring to make friends with his mistress. However, one day when Jody and I inadvertently left for our walks at the same time, the two dogs forged through their side-by-side gates, found themselves adjacent to each other, woofed loudly and veered joyously towards each other, finally given the chance for a scrap. If Jody and I hadn’t hauled on the leashes and back-pedalled at speed, doggy mayhem would have ensued.

Max F had failed police school.
Max F had failed police school.

No sooner had Sheamus moved in on one side of our garden, the neighbours on the other side also acquired a dog. This was a large black German shepherd, and to add insult to injury, he was also called Max. His owner informed us that their Max had trained to be a police dog but had ultimately been rejected for being temperamentally unsuited. The moment Hugh heard that the newcomer had failed police school, he christened him Max F, and so we distinguished him from our own Max from then on. Poor Max. He was so irked to have large male dogs on either side of him, especially since his mistress always talked to them when she was in the garden.

Stubby legs never held Max back.
Stubby legs never held Max back.

However, just as he had with Sheamus, Max proceeded to ignore Max F—until the day we returned from our walk and Max F was outside with his owners. We stopped to talk and I made the mistake of saying hello to Max F. My Max’s eyes narrowed and glittered, jealousy emanating from his pupils like laser beams, and the next thing I knew, Max F was flattened in the road. This was no mean feat considering that our Max, with his short stubby legs, only came up to the big shepherd’s midriff. I hauled Max off and took him inside, but his eyes continued to glitter, this time with delight. Two dogs and a cat invading his territory, but finally he had been given the chance to put one of the newcomers in his place. Once again, Max had proved he was leader of the pack.

Episode seventy-two: Ho Hum nose out of joint

Being such a rebellious dog, Max felt right at home during the early part of our difficult years, because suddenly he was in sync with the rest of the family, all of whom were feeling pretty mutinous over the pounding we were taking from the legal system. Even sweet young Katie started to kick at the rules, particularly on one notable occasion when Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry visited Burnaby South High School.

Royally caught out!
Royally caught out!

Katie was desperate to see the royals and she was most annoyed with me for insisting that she was not allowed to skip school that day and join the crowds at Burnaby South. As I pointed out, given the mob of young girls that would be present, she would never be able to get close to the princes anyway. However, Katie ignored my order, went AWOL with her friends, and in spite of my prediction, got to talk to all three of the princes. But she didn’t get away with her escapade. Her photo was taken by a press photographer and she found her picture all over the local papers. Was she contrite? No, in true Max fashion, she was jubilant about the fact that a little disobedience resulted in a lot of fun.

The Highwayman's Christmas
The Highwayman’s Christmas

In October, 1998, there was some respite to our troubles when our older daughter was acquitted on all charges. However, almost as soon as the trial was over, my father went into hospital for the last time, so the next two months involved daily commutes to the North Shore to visit him and make sure Mum was all right. All this time, we were preparing for our new Christmas show. This was The Highwayman’s Christmas, a lively romp with some points of reference to The Beggars’ Opera, with Max as MaxHeath, a rascally dog who reforms and saves Santa Claus from Mad Jack, the Highwayman.

Ma Foxyfingers
Ma Foxyfingers

For the first time, we had not only taken private gigs, but had also arranged a seven-show run as a co-production with the Vagabond Players, so we were keen to make the show really special. Poor Max was short-changed during the final preparations for this show, as each day, I would pack up my sewing kit and take my puppets to the hospital so that I could visit with my father while I completed the costumes and stringing. Good old Dad. He might have been dying of cancer, but I can still see the glint in his eye as his face lit up when the buxom red-headed Ma Foxyfingers came out of the puppet box. “Oh, yes, I like that one!” he said.

Please let me in.
Please let me in.

As if being left so much at home was not sufficient annoyance for Max, he soon had another source of aggravation. Hugh had stored bats of fiberglass insulation along the fence that surrounded our carport, and one day we noticed a little grey and white Manx cat sleeping there. This became a regular occurrence as the weather grew colder and once we had noticed her, the cat began to meow and ask for attention and we realized she was a stray. We suddenly remembered that there had been notices about a missing cat of that description during the summer, so if it were the same cat, she had been fending for herself for several months. We also realized that the newcomer had a lot of spirit, for in spite of Max’s growls and yowls of protest on the other side of the fence, she persistently returned, often glowering at him from the top of the fence but refusing to give up the territory she had claimed.

My cat!
My cat!

Katie, of course, became anxious to adopt the newcomer, but we realized that her former owners might be searching for her, so we contacted the SPCA and put up notices around the neighbourhood. However, there were no responses and we assumed that the people had moved out of the area. So, in spite of Max’s sulky face, we tentatively claimed the little Manx and took her to our vet for a check-up. Katie christened her Minx, and Minx the Manx she remained. However, to Katie’s alarm, the first thing the vet noticed was that Minx had a tattoo in her ear. While Katie clutched the little cat to her breast and muttered furiously about ‘my cat’, the vet went to check the registration on the tattoo. It turned out that Minx had been spade gratis through the shelter, which meant she had belonged to a family on welfare. This reinforced our feeling that the people had moved, since they would probably have been renting. The vet looked at the three of us, an anxious trio, lovingly cuddling the cat, considered his options, and decided to re-register the cat.

Ho Hum nose out of joint.

Thus, in the midst of our trials and tribulations, we acquired a little grey and white bundle of joy and Max acquired, not only a lifetime foe, but a co-star to carry out an ongoing feud in a whole series of puppet shows. One Ho Hum Husky with his nose right out of joint!

Episode seventy-one: Humans in chaos, but Max learns New Tricks

After regular two-week intervals between dog blogs, there has been a significant gap, and the reason for that is the blog on the front page of this website. Care for poor little Minx, the Manx as she developed more health problems became the main focus of the last few months. Minx is actually a part of Max’s story, though in that context, still to come. So now to continue with the dog blog and the story of Max, the Ho Hum Husky, and his life with our family.

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Man’s Best Friend

Sadly, 1997 and 1998 were dreadful years. Due to a tragic accident on March 15, 1997, our family became embroiled in a criminal trial and a civil lawsuit, the latter of which dragged on for four years until it was dropped. My father was dying of cancer and my mother was being assessed and subsequently diagnosed with vascular dementia. We had massive money problems as the lawyers bills escalated, and our older daughter was not only facing the court case, but preparing for college, going through jobs like jellybeans and applying for student loans since all our money was going to pay the lawyers. During that period, I learned more about the law, social services and the medical system than I ever wanted to know. I also learned that Agatha Christie mysteries where little old ladies like Miss Marple prove better investigators than the police were not far-fetched, because Hugh and I did the necessary detective work that ultimately caused our daughter to be acquitted of all the charges. But that is a story in itself, and this is Max’s story. Still, our trials and tribulations are relevant, for if ever a dog earned his keep providing solace and comfort to his loved ones, he certainly did during those hard years.

The Sorcerer Princess
The Sorcerer Princess

Perhaps because I needed something to force me to stop brooding about our cares and the sad situation of the other family involved in the case, this proved a particularly fertile period for creation of shows for the marionettes. When working on a soundtrack, I had to be completely focussed, and the creative work provided a way to, at least temporarily, drive the other problems from my mind. 1997 saw the development of The Ho Hum Rescue, later to become The Sorcerer Princess, and a hilarious show for the small Pelham puppets called The Fairy-tale that Went Wrong. Max continued to be a great pal during the recording and editing of these shows. He listened to my singing, watched me edit, and whenever I headed for the music room, he took up his spot under my desk. He seemed even more settled than usual, perhaps because he sense that his mum was subdued and worried.

The Sausage Thief
The Sausage Thief

We also built two new shows around our clever dog’s antics. Max was very quick to learn new tricks and he’d developed a repertoire of four showpieces. ‘Bang, you’re dead’ had already been incorporated into Guard Dog on Duty, but he had also learned ‘On Trust’ (where he waited to take the cookie until we said, ‘Paid For’), and ‘Down the Hatch’ (where he would catch a treat as it shot out of the end of a long tube). His pièce de résistance, though, was his Can-Can dance, where he raised one paw after another as I sang the music, and ended with a leap forward followed by a bow with his backside up in the air.

The Ho Hum Can Can
The Ho Hum Can Can

We never managed to get ‘On Trust’ into a show, although I had written it into a script called The Mikadog. However, ‘Down the Hatch’ was a big hit in The Sausage Thief, when Caesar, the thief of the title, hides the sausages inside a drain pipe and Max nabs them as they fall out the other end. And the Can-Can trick had people in convulsions during performances of Guard Dog on Show, for leaving aside Max’s ability to do the trick, the Max puppet looked hilarious kicking up his paws alongside the pretty high-kicking puppet in the frilly dress. Those years were a bonanza for creating Max shows, to the extent that the poor fellow became quite puzzled during the long bouts in the music room when the work was being done. He simply couldn’t figure out why he heard his name so much during all those recording sessions!

VGOP Festival
VGOP Festival

In spite of the problems in our lives, we still managed to fit in a lot of gigs in 1997. Most were short local bookings, but we also were part of the VGOP Festival at the Shadbolt Centre for the Arts and we made another run to the Sunshine Coast in December to perform Christmas shows. Max loved to see us packing up to do a show and he would always watch to make sure he didn’t get left behind. The moment he sensed we were ready to load the trailer, he headed for basement, sat by the puppet box and stared at his leash.

Pitt Boulder walk on the dykes.
Pitt Polder walk on the dykes.

Max may have felt chuffed to be a puppet dog, but he’d lost none of his wild-dog instincts. His daily walks with Brandy were still the joy of his life, and special outings were even more of a treat. We took him along when Katie took ski lessons on Grouse Mountain with her friends. I walked Max while Hugh registered the girls, but what a time I had keeping him at my side. He caught the scent of the wild and wanted to head straight up the mountain. During this period, we also found a wonderful new area for weekend walks. This was out at Pitt Polder where Max spent many happy hours roaring back and forth along the dykes. Given his temperament, the open dykes were perfect for us too, because we could see a long way and had lots of opportunity to rein him in if we saw trouble ahead.

Best friends.
Best friends.

It’s an ill wind that blows no one any good, and Max was the one that actually received the odd benefit from the family troubles. As my parents’ health problems increased, we made far more visits to their home. In the summer, we organized occasional weeding parties with the girls and their friends to keep Dad’s garden in order. Max thought these expeditions were great fun. Max was also the only family member who enjoyed himself during our long, agonizing days in court, for Edna, who had been a wonderful source of support throughout our difficult years, acted as dog sitter and he got to spend the whole day with Brandy. In typical Max fashion, the first thing he would do when dropped at his doggy daycare was to march through the door and head straight for Brandy’s toys. Yes, the rest of us might have been in total chaos, but Max was steady on course. He never missed a trick.

Tribute to a wonderful cat: Minx the Manx

Over the past few months, I spent little time on the Internet, partly because I was working on a new manuscript, but mainly due to the fact that our little cat, Minx, at nineteen years of age, was ailing and had gone blind. Being caregiver to a blind, elderly cat proved quite challenging, particularly as we were moving back and forth between a town home and a cottage, but every moment spent with her was treasured for she was a truly remarkable pet.

Max was most annoyed about the newcomer.
Max was most annoyed about the newcomer.

We first acquired Minx in October of 1998, when Max, our feisty husky was the solitary household pet, and a challenging one to boot. Hugh had stored bats of fiberglass insulation along the fence that surrounded our carport, and one day we noticed that we had a regular visitor—a little grey Manx cat who was sleeping there at night. We soon realized she was a stray and we remembered that there had been notices about a missing cat of that description during the summer, so if it were the same cat, she had been fending for herself for several months. We also noticed that the newcomer had a lot of spirit, for in spite of Max’s growls and yowls of protest, she persistently returned, often glowering at him from the top of the fence but refusing to give up the territory she had claimed.

Please let me in.
Please let me in.

We put up notices and notified the SPCA, but no one came forward to claim the cat. Finally, we ignored the baleful looks from Max and made the decision to adopt the newcomer. It was hard to resist her plaintive meows, which we interpreted to mean, “Please let me in!” Thus, we acquired another pet. Our younger daughter, Katie, chose the name, Minx the Manx, and claimed the new arrival as her very own.

Domestic bliss.
Domestic bliss.

Given Max’s temperament, it was a good job that Katie wanted the cat. We had a three-storey house with Katie’s bedroom on the bottom floor and our bedroom on the top floor, so the geography made it possible. Minx slept downstairs with Kate, Max slept upstairs with us, and the main floor was the mutual territory where close supervision was necessary to ensure it didn’t become a battle zone. But no matter how careful we were, Max launched the occasional attack and Minx staunchly defended herself. When we pulled Max away and reprimanded him, inevitably we saw that he had a claw in his nose.

The Neighbourhood Policeman.
The Neighbourhood Policeman.

Because of this incompatibility, and because Minx was used to fending for herself, there was no question of her becoming an indoor cat. Each morning she would eat her breakfast, then go out to patrol the block, make her rounds and return to nap in Katie’s room. There were many old houses in the area, and every year a couple of them would be demolished. Whenever this happened, Minx would disappear for the day; she was a cat with a mission, for the sites would abound with dispossessed mice from the old buildings. We used to refer to her as the neighbourhood policeman.

The feud continued on stage.
The feud continued on stage.

The ongoing feud between Minx and Max was trying at times, but it inspired another series of puppet shows. Hugh made a grey Manx puppet, I wrote some new scripts, one of which included a theme song for Minx, and the dog-and-cat rivalry was transferred to the stage. Rehearsals could sometimes be tricky, for Max liked to hang out under the theatre as we worked, but occasionally, Minx would amble into the area, hop onto the stage to join the puppets, or go hide in the stacks of revolves in the scene shop, and we would have to call a halt while we restored order out of the chaos that ensued. It was also interesting to note that, after Max had died, whenever Minx came to check out the puppets, it was always the Max, the Ho Hum Husky puppet that she whacked on the nose.

Guarding that Christmas present.
Guarding that Christmas present.

At some point in their lifetime, Minx and Max seemed to declare a truce. They didn’t like each other, but they left each other alone. Each Christmas Day, they looked a little mulish, but they accepted that we all inhabited the same room for present-opening, albeit, in their case, at opposite ends of the room. And occasionally, we even caught a glimpse of collaboration, like the time a big moggy came through the fence and chased Minx across our garden. Max happened to be outside, and as Minx streaked the length of the yard and whizzed out the front gate, Max bounded between her and the visitor and treed the intruder, mid garden. It was almost as if he and Minx had planned it, so who knows what really went on between those two sets of furry pointed ears.

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Writing assistant.

Minx had a wonderful life. In those early years, she roamed free in the daytime and enjoyed domesticity in the evenings and at night. She hung out with whichever family member was at home, cuddling up with Katie when it was TV time, sometimes gardening with Hugh and often lazily joining me at the computer desk.

Sheamus
Sheamus

She not only learned to dominate Max throughout his lifetime, but after he was gone, she kept Sheamus, our neighbour’s dog in line when he came for doggy-daycare. Sheamus, like Max, believed cats were to be chased and cornered, so he, too, learned the lesson that assaults on Minx ended up with claws sticking out of his nose and reprimands from his babysitter.

A new variation on The Cat Sat on the Mat.
A new variation on The Cat Sat on the Mat.

Minx definitely knew how to protect her domain. When the girls were older and had dogs of their own, the visiting pets were often given an admonitory swat in passing, even if they were paying no attention to our little Manx. Neighbourhood cats were also given short shrift, and when Hugh came home with a bear rug, Minx promptly sat on it with an expression that said, “And I could take care of this too.”

Exploring the RV site in Kelowna.
Exploring the RV site in Kelowna.

Yes, Minx was queen of the house, and after Katie left home, she became queen of a cottage and a motorhome as well! At the age of fourteen, Minx became a travelling cat. Until then, she had never ridden in a car unless she was caged and off to the vet, but now, she became adept at touring in Arvy, visiting our country cottage and walking on a leash when we were in unfamiliar territory. Everything that came her way she took calmly in her stride.

Cottage cat.
Cottage cat.

Well, not quite everything. Unlike Max and Sheamus, who would lope into the music room and settle down happily for the ‘concert’ when I did my singing practice, Minx would march in, scowl disapproval, and demand to be let out of the house. But in spite of her disdain for my operatic renditions, Minx and I became truly bonded in those final years, and the purrs and the cuddles she shared with me and Hugh are very sadly missed.

With Teddy Mouse.
With Teddy Mouse.

Minx was a strong healthy cat for most of her life, but early this year, she started to develop health problems. In spite of these, she continued to perform all her usual daily routines. She would have us in convulsions by the way she sang to Teddy Mouse and her other toys as she carried them around the house.

Leash walk - no problem!
Leash walk – no problem!

The blindness began while we were at the cottage, and we didn’t realize that she could not see, since she had nailed her routes down so accurately that she navigated the area with ease. However, we did notice that she was not racing about at high speed or leaping the way she used to. We put it down to her age, but, of course, it was because she could not see.

Still clambering onto the upper bunk.
Still clambering onto the upper bunk.

Once we returned to town, we realized that she was blind, for in the changed environment, she began to bump into things. But true to character, she plodded about, using railings, carpets and furniture to figure out her routes and locations. If we saw her approaching a wall, we would say, “Bump!” and she quickly learned to recognize the word and detour when she heard it. She also used her front paws, tapping ahead with them like a blind man with a stick. In Arvy, she would still clamber up onto the top bunk, and at home or at the cottage, she continued to go for walks and carry out all her usual daily activities. To help keep her safe, we put chicken wire on railings and blocked off hazards, but her determination to keep going was truly awesome and inspiring.

Later life.
Later life.

We felt great sorrow at her blindness when we saw her paws and nose twitching in her sleep, for we realized that she was probably dreaming in colour, with everything as it used to be, and yet would wake up to darkness—the complete reverse of what was normal. Still, in spite of her handicaps, Minx forged on. However, towards the end of September, we noticed that her breathing had become labored. We took her to the vet, hoping that medication would provide a solution, but an X-ray revealed that her lungs were full of cancer. We were told there was no treatment and that the kind thing would be to put her out of her distress.

Still game to ride in the truck.
Still game to ride in the truck.

We were torn. Minx seemed to have a strong determination to live, so we were reluctant to have her put to sleep. We made a tentative appointment to come back the next morning at 10:30 am, and then brought her home so that we could monitor her and assess the situation. This also allowed Katie to come out and spend the afternoon with us. As the day wore on, we continued to be torn, for other than the difference in her breathing, Minx was not exhibiting obvious signs of distress. But that night, Hugh and I took turns keeping an eye on her, and then we realized that we had to act on the vet’s advice, for every time Minx lay down to sleep, she would soon be up again, sitting in a sphinx position. She couldn’t breathe comfortably when at rest. Sadly, we accepted that we had to keep the appointment.

Her last hurrah.
Her last hurrah.

Minx, bless her, made it easier for us. Her last day was amazing. Given the state of her lungs, she must have known she was dying and that time was short, but this, too, she took in her stride. In spite of very little rest in the night, she used her litter box, marched down the stairs to the kitchen, ate her breakfast, went out onto the deck, and then came down to the garden with us. It was a lovely sunny day and she took her time, leisurely making the rounds of her garden, and then found a warm patch where she basked, sphinx like, in the sun. After that, she came inside with us and sat on the ottoman in the TV room, her favourite spot for the afternoon and evening. Then, having packed her full day into three hours and worn herself out, she curled up on her blanket as if to say, “Okay, I’m done,” and went to sleep. She remained asleep when we carried the blanket out to the car, drove to the vet and carried it into the surgery. She awoke briefly, in true Minx fashion, to tell the vet what she thought of him when he gave her the first sedative, and then curled up and went back to sleep. She was so quiet and peaceful that one would swear she had already gone when he put her into the final sleep. Minx was in control of her destiny right to the end.

So loved and so much missed.
So loved and so much missed.

Of course we’ve all cried buckets since that day, and only now feel able to write about our beloved pet, but reminiscing with kind friends has helped, along with some lovely cards from the vet that came with a beautiful story about the rainbow bridge. This, so the story tells, is the spot where the animals romp and play, and are very happy, except for the fact that they are missing someone who is very special to them. But every so often, one of them perks up, quivers with excitement, and runs from the group. This is because they have seen a newcomer approaching, and they have recognized it as their special person who will now cross the rainbow bridge beside them.

Always remembered with love.
So many wonderful memories.

As all people know who have lost beloved pets, we see Minx everywhere around the house, but our memories of her are happy ones. When I went to pick up the urn with her ashes, I noticed that there were three little bags all in a row. Naturally, Minx Elwood was at the head of the line, and it’s nice to know she had company en route to the rainbow bridge. Whimsically, we now like to visualize her bossing Max around and resuming her role as neighbourhood policeman in Dog and Cat Heaven, but wherever she is, we hope she knows how privileged we feel to have enjoyed so many years with such a remarkable cat. Rest in peace, little Minx. You live on in our hearts.

[box]Minx not only lives on in our hearts. She lives on in our marionette shows and as Councillor Beary’s cat in my mystery books. Truly an inspirational feline personality, our little Minx the Manx.[/box]